Of all the...
Are you fucking serious?
He's TEN, you bastards! TEN!
It was bad enough with the Evens! Seriously? This is fucking NEEDLESS!
And it's all just about selling comics.
This, folks, is why fanfiction exists and why I won't stop writing.
Thank God I have plans for this kid already.
Fuck you, DC. No, really, fuck you.
*note the "You're cool" is Bryan Q. Miller.