No, Bunneh, Not Happenin'

Don't you love it when your Muse gives you seductive justifications and offers to point out perfect opportunities in the history for the events to have happened? But then it's something you have no intention of ever writing? Grrrr... Vexation! What the hell, Muse? Why you do this?!

*grumps at her muse* Just hush yourself. We have more than enough on our plate as it is.