But it's got my fairytale fetish, historical costume obsession, pretty scenery, and my weakness of Gary Oldman with facial hair (I usually LOATHELOATHELOATHE hair facial, but this man... GUH) in something semi-historical. Have I mentioned that is supposed to be a little scary? I'll even brave the mention of Twilight for it. It'll be crack, sure, but GOOD guilty-pleasure crack. Although why Tim Burton didn't get this one, I don't know. It's a shame, really.
Between this and The Borgias coming up in April, I'm going to be totally blissed out on fine-quality crack. HEE!