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I HAVE YOU NOW, COLD!

DO YOU HERE ME?

I'M DOWN TO COUGHING AND THAT'S EASILY REMEDIED!

HA!

*happy dance, interrupted with a coughing fit*

I WILL END YOU!

Thanks to Lauré for the recommending of the hot toddies and to

saavikam77 for reminding me about get-better tea. It's working wonders!