http://community.livejournal.com/12days_of_clois/17454.html#cutid1
http://community.livejournal.com/12days_of_clois/17832.html#cutid1
Will post in full later, after we've had a drink, a smoke, and some rest. Possibly some Xanax so coping with LJ won't seem so bad. Grrrr, damn username thingy.