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30 January 2009 @ 10:22 am
Huh... Lana, Lana, Lana, When Will You Ever Learn? (SV 8x13)  
*sigh* Okay, okay, I have to admit that the Mary Sue powers and the Clana B.S. are just ridiculous. And yes, Clark is chasing a dream again. It is total crack. The fact that Lana thinks everything is going to be okay now because she was powers due to a battle suit? *snorfle* Lady, you underestimate both Lex and what Clark really needs. If you need powers to be on the same level with him, that's sad. Lois has done it for years, in canon, without them. You poor sweet stupid little girl. And you think you're grown? You were always so blind to what was really important. And now that Clark is poised to start his destiny and is scared to death to jump, you come along and give him an excuse to not take that leap of faith. *sigh* You were a distraction then, you are a distraction now. When will you ever learn, Lana? You've progressed no further than I had thought you would. Making me love Lana this season? Sorry, guys, EPIC FAIL.

Clark, you poor screwed-up little boy. *sighs disgustedly and hugs you* Why do you let her get under your skin even now? You should know better. You have progressed so far this season to let her run you off-track with this cute little fairytale. I know her hold over you is strong and always has been, but you are no longer a child. You have progressed beyond this pathethic co-dependant carousel. She's not for you and everyone has told you that time and time again. If Lana needs a battle suit to be with you, then she's not being who she really is. And that's been the problem all along. Neither of you can be who you truly are with each other. Hell, she knows The Secret and you two keep trying for a life that just isn't going to work out.

And, as much as I love you, darling... I have to say that I hope that Lois will step away from you when she gets back. You had something real within reach when Lana walked away from you, something that will be truly extraordinary one day. But now you're going to have to earn it back. You were so close to having her this early, but you've blown it for the moment. You get the one misstep with me here. It's still pretty early in the 'Superman' era for you two to be together and you and Lana needed closure, so it's forgivable. This once. And I hope she makes you jump through hoops before she gives in. I'm still hopeful. I still love you. Just don't screw up after next episode. 

And Chloe? I just have to say, WTFH?! You were the Clois champion last episode and now...? What was that in the beginning? That was pretty 'about face', wasn't it? In 'Bulletproof', you show your Clois colors, only to console Clark over the Clana kiss the next episode? Not cool. You lose ten points and go to jail. Let's do something about consistancy, okay? *glare*

Now ... I have to say that I am a little pissed over that kiss on the Planet roof. Ummm, yeah. Excuse me, PS3, but that's Clois imagery you used there and we don't like it. Please to not be stupid about that, anymore. That may take you a while to redeem. That was sacred. Not happy with that. Straighten up.

Okay, on to next week and the finale of the Lana/Action Arc. Same time, same channel.

On the Verge of: thoughtfulthoughtful
Beautiful Noise: The Killers-Human
Obsessed fangirl: SV - Lois 'seriously'babettew54 on January 30th, 2009 04:53 pm (UTC)
Yeah, epic fail. I'm glad everyone is calming down (me included). I like your summation of a truly abominable episode. Lana has done this with her eyes wide open and she still did it anyway. Why? I'm at a loss. Does she really think Clark wants this? Deep down? Really??!! I can't and won't believe this is what he wants from her.

I'm been reading around and apparently ... next week Lana will get infected by the 'K" and can't be around Clark because of it. THAT'S why they split up? WTF??!! Please no.

Clark would then be settling for Lois... that's how it looks to me at this point, and if this rumor is true, they've destroyed our fated couple, just put a nail in the coffin is what I say. Clark cannot be redeemed from it; he just can't...!!!
Loony Loopy Lea Lovegoodchickadilly on January 30th, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC)
I'm been reading around and apparently ... next week Lana will get infected by the 'K" and can't be around Clark because of it. THAT'S why they split up? WTF??!! Please no.

Clark would then be settling for Lois... that's how it looks to me at this point, and if this rumor is true, they've destroyed our fated couple, just put a nail in the coffin is what I say. Clark cannot be redeemed from it; he just can't...!!!

Yeah. This is how I feel about it too -- it's going to take a LONG time for the Clois now becuase ... how can we believe Clark just jumping from Lana to Lois after this? Lois deserves so much more. (I pretty much said the same thing on Barb's LJ!)

At this point I'd rather see Lois get back with Ollie - or hook up with Bruce. Or ... well, you get the idea. Clark doesn't deserve her!

*deep breathe* I thought this show was beyond getting me angry - usually I just roll my eyes and all that but wtf. This episode really pissed me off. LOL
Barbara: htbthomashtbthomas on January 30th, 2009 08:27 pm (UTC)
This was just a suggestion from mark_clark about the K poisoning. Don't take it as truth! It just sounds like something they would do. I actually wouldn't mind it, honestly, as it sort of mixes canon in a new way. But I am in the minority, I see. :D
Lois: Lois :: Lovekalalanekent on February 2nd, 2009 05:21 am (UTC)
Personally, even if they don't do it, I'm making it my personal canon. :D And I actually agree with you. It could be pretty cool and get Lana away from him, too. Win-win situation. :D
Katt: SV - Season 8xenokattz on January 30th, 2009 04:56 pm (UTC)
So, basically, for the sake of my blood pressure I should just not watch until mid-February?
Lois: SV Snark :: Lana MacBethkalalanekent on January 30th, 2009 05:16 pm (UTC)
Honestly, Kattz? Yeah, maybe. It's probably for the best. I'm sticking it out, but then again, I'm a an Irish-French hardhead. I want to understand what they're doing. If watching a little Zombie!Clana will help me do that, I'll do it. I waded through seven years of it before, what's a little more now?
saavikam77: Lex Cut a Bitchsaavikam77 on January 30th, 2009 05:17 pm (UTC)
Everything you said. ~O_O~ Last night, I just wanted to throw heavy things at the TV. Seriously, I've read bad Mary Sue fic that was better than this episode!

Stupid f*cking writers. They'd better have some spectacular Clois planned, or I'm freaking done with Crackville, I swear. O_o

Lois: Lois :: Facepalmkalalanekent on February 2nd, 2009 05:26 am (UTC)
What I want to know is, who told her superpowers would solve everything? Especially after how psycho she acts in any situation in which she has any kind of power at all. *groan*

CLARK!!!! WAKE UP, STUPID!!!! *pokes him hard in the chest*
Amelie: CK-Gone-Nutsamelietw on January 30th, 2009 07:21 pm (UTC)
What is the Mary Sue thingy ???

LMAO @ Lana. I just think she is manipulated by Lex all along. He knew she would have done everything she did and it's all part of the plan: bringing down Clark. That's why he can,t share is identity with his love one at first. The risk is to high to have them hurt in the process. Look now what happened with Lana, everything she wants now is to be Clark equal. Heck, if he wanted to date a chick like him, he would have left with Maxima! LOL

Actually, the kryptonite infection is just what she'll deserve. She didn't stay who she was, she wanted to BE Clark. When you mess with science, it somehow finds the balance to backfire on you. So, she deserves everything that will happen to her. I agree on the Clark side it won't be the closure we would have wanted for him, but that will clearly show to him what Lana truly

The DP Rooftop.... :( Well, I agree it's an iconic Clois thing. But think about it, Lois will have something that Lana never will: FLYING with him. It's HUGE ! :)

Anyway, I don't give up on Clois, I love them too much to do that! :D

ps. In the trailer we see her wanting to go on patrol with Clark..... Hey, he doesn't team up with Green Arrow (a real hero btw) how in hell he will team up with Lana ??? :/ It's a joke! LOL
Andreaanakaliaandrea on January 30th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)
pretty much. and before the end of bulletproof I thought ps3 was doing well with Lana. But now i guess not. So much for good clana closure and friendship and leaving on a good note. now it looks like the reason they leave eachother is because next week it looks like she gets infected with Kryptonite. So they don't break up because they want, but because they have to.
it was wrong of ps3 to drop clana right between clois when it was happening. they didn't go about this right.
I just wanna go watch season 1-3 again, at least Lana was so nice then. I loved her. Now she is just pure ruined!
Lois: Superman :: Angst!kalalanekent on February 2nd, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
I was willing to go with it up until Power. I just kept hoping that they would make her level-headed and grown-up, which they were doing right up until this episode. I hated to see them ruin the real adult friendship between them with bringing up the past again. This isn't how I wanted this to end. I would have liked to see them end this as friends.
K: SV lois clarkkabuki_party on January 30th, 2009 08:39 pm (UTC)
in the beginning of the ep, he was seeing the light. and then at the end, it once again ends with them kissing. *sigh* I hope she dies in a fire in the next and final ep of hers.
Lois: SV Snark :: No-Bite Daggerkalalanekent on February 2nd, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
I just hate this because I was hoping that they would make me like her for the first time in years. Unfortunately, that died of fail. :(
Rae: Lois does not approveautumnrae89 on January 31st, 2009 05:56 am (UTC)
Okay,while I didn't hate the episode with a passion, I was totally WTH when they kissed. As I said in my review it doesn't make sense. But it didn't bother me one bit. See! It's all those positive vibes.

But I was more pissed at the words, "Clark, meet me up on the roof." Than the disrespecting of the DP rooftop.

As for Chloe and Clark, they were scapegoats to the story. Chloe needed to pimp Lana to get the story going. (How else would Clark ever think to go to see Lana?! *rolls eyes*) And well, it's not a sad story until somebody cries. To the writers it seems Lana's exit won't mean anything unless someone is bent on their knees crying buckets of tears. So they sacrifice Clark and his intergity for it. That's why I still love him and I want him and Lois to be together.

TBH, most of my anger is angled at the fans because I still want Clois and I don't want this blip on the radar to affect my lovestory. Which clearly makes me public enemy number one. :(
Lois: SV :: Clois :: Laughterkalalanekent on February 2nd, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
No, no, no! You are absolutely not Public Enemy Number anything! I want them together! Srsly! I just want Clark to realized that he can't dangle Lois the way he always did Chloe. I totally want them together, I just think they need a breather and he'll need a reality check.