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13 January 2009 @ 08:05 pm
Cannot BELIEVE I'm Doing This. *facepalm*  
Type your name into Google with the verb that comes after in the question. Answer with your favorites from the first page of Google results. Have fun!

I blame this entirely on bistyboo1974! XD

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Lois needs a new hairstyle." (That I won't argue with. Good thing I plan to do that shortly.)
"Lois needs Quagmire's keys." (Caroline was right; already with the Family Guy stuff. Who the hell is Quagmire?)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Lois looks like someone's 40 year old aunt." (Your Momma! And you people wonder why I have age issues! :P)
"Lois looks like a deer in the headlights." (After the first comment, why the hell are you surprised?!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Lois says she loves Clark and she is not lying.." (Well, if you love Superman, it goes without saying that you love Clark, too. DUH!)
"Lois Says Ad Biz Ruined by Science." (Uh...huh. ...Sure.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Lois wants to be Clark's paparazzi." (Clark has paparazzi? Since when? *looks at her farmboy curiously and just gets a shrug*)
"Lois wants to be free like she wants to be middle-aged." (WTFH, Google?! Do you know me at all?.)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Lois does have many flaws as a character.." (I'll send you the bill from my shrink.)
"Lois does not realize that Clark Kent is Superman." (That totally explains the last near three years of fanfic stories I've been writing, then.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Lois hates Clark." (Only on every other Tuesday.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Lois asks about Jenny." (Yes. Yes, I am. Someone want to tell me why she's being killed off on The L Word?)
"Lois asks Superman to freeze her so that she would appear dead.." (...I promise you, I've never asked him that.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Lois likes to learn about something and then create a clear presentation to pass that knowledge along.." (Don't we all?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Lois eats her yogurt in baby-sized slurps off the tip of the spoon." (Ummm, I think you have me and Boz mixed up, although she is eating more these days!)
" Lois eats her pride and goes back to her horrible ex-boss." (The hyell you say, even if I did like the rate of pay!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Lois wears way too many clothes." (Really? I haven't heard this complaint since I was just out of high school!)
"Lois wears a Chanel suit." (Oooh! Gimme!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: " Lois was arrested for a crime she didn't commit." (Imagine that!)
"Lois was arrested for stealing; she insisted, even in the face of overwhelming evidence, that she was innocent." (Well, since I didn't commit the crime, I'd imagine that would be the case.)

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. "Lois loves to vamp it." (Why, yes. Yes, I do!)
"Lois Loves Clark." (I would image that that would be a given! ;))
On the Verge of: amusedamused
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Lois: DP :: Clark Loiskalalanekent on January 14th, 2009 02:11 am (UTC)
It boggles the mind. And the STM-era Lois in my head is in hysterics over the thought. Or the thought that she'd follow him around trying to sneak pics of him. Sounds all kinds of Silver-Age scary to me.
Obsessed fangirl: SV - Lois and Clark almost kissbabettew54 on January 14th, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)
These are great!! Love all the 'Clark' references!! To be expected ...there's only one Lois after all, I mean, besides you, that is!!:D

Edited at 2009-01-14 02:29 am (UTC)
Lois: LS :: Lois :: President of CK Fan Clubkalalanekent on January 14th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
I actually enjoyed this, despite some of the weirdness in it.

Hey, she had the name first! :D
Grace: Brandon; Huh?repmetsyrrah on January 14th, 2009 03:21 am (UTC)
"Lois wants to be free like she wants to be middle-aged."

I'm not entirely sure that makes sense...lol, made me laugh though. And all the Clark references rock!

Am so gacking this.
Lois: Lex :: Bald and Unamusedkalalanekent on January 14th, 2009 04:08 am (UTC)
Anything that involves me and middle-age does not make me happy. I'm too young to be thinking about that. And I'm a freedom junkie, which just makes it more annoying. :P

The Clark references cracked me up, too. Then again, it shouldn't be any surprise. :D
K: SR- Lane and Kentkabuki_party on January 14th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
Lois: Lois :: Grinkalalanekent on January 14th, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
I wondered if it would be my boys!! XD Can you just imagine what the two of them living together would have been like? Especially as wild as Robin was back in the day? *snorfle* Poor Christopher!
K: X-Files Scully Mulder 2kabuki_party on January 14th, 2009 06:47 am (UTC)
oh you already knew? I squeed so loud when I read it, my mother asked what was wrong lol
Lois: Kal-El :: Black Jacketkalalanekent on January 15th, 2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
I found out about it when I was in high school and was dead-set on going to Julliard. When I learned about it, it just boggled the mind. And then, Julliard got side-tracked by teenage drama. Just the though of the two of them rooming together is just made for fits of hysteria! I'd love to hear Robin tell stories.
januaried: NOISES OFF > sardinesjanuaried on January 15th, 2009 04:57 pm (UTC)
"Lois wants to be Clark's paparazzi." made me *chokesnortgiggle*. XD
Lois: Clois :: The Paperkalalanekent on January 15th, 2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
Isn't it just bizarre? The word 'Clark' and 'paparazzi' should never been seen together. It's. Just. WEIRD!!!