Lois (kalalanekent) wrote,
Lois
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Cannot BELIEVE I'm Doing This. *facepalm*

Type your name into Google with the verb that comes after in the question. Answer with your favorites from the first page of Google results. Have fun!

I blame this entirely on bistyboo1974! XD

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Lois needs a new hairstyle." (That I won't argue with. Good thing I plan to do that shortly.)
"Lois needs Quagmire's keys." (Caroline was right; already with the Family Guy stuff. Who the hell is Quagmire?)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Lois looks like someone's 40 year old aunt." (Your Momma! And you people wonder why I have age issues! :P)
"Lois looks like a deer in the headlights." (After the first comment, why the hell are you surprised?!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Lois says she loves Clark and she is not lying.." (Well, if you love Superman, it goes without saying that you love Clark, too. DUH!)
"Lois Says Ad Biz Ruined by Science." (Uh...huh. ...Sure.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Lois wants to be Clark's paparazzi." (Clark has paparazzi? Since when? *looks at her farmboy curiously and just gets a shrug*)
"Lois wants to be free like she wants to be middle-aged." (WTFH, Google?! Do you know me at all?.)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Lois does have many flaws as a character.." (I'll send you the bill from my shrink.)
"Lois does not realize that Clark Kent is Superman." (That totally explains the last near three years of fanfic stories I've been writing, then.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Lois hates Clark." (Only on every other Tuesday.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Lois asks about Jenny." (Yes. Yes, I am. Someone want to tell me why she's being killed off on The L Word?)
"Lois asks Superman to freeze her so that she would appear dead.." (...I promise you, I've never asked him that.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Lois likes to learn about something and then create a clear presentation to pass that knowledge along.." (Don't we all?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Lois eats her yogurt in baby-sized slurps off the tip of the spoon." (Ummm, I think you have me and Boz mixed up, although she is eating more these days!)
" Lois eats her pride and goes back to her horrible ex-boss." (The hyell you say, even if I did like the rate of pay!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Lois wears way too many clothes." (Really? I haven't heard this complaint since I was just out of high school!)
"Lois wears a Chanel suit." (Oooh! Gimme!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: " Lois was arrested for a crime she didn't commit." (Imagine that!)
"Lois was arrested for stealing; she insisted, even in the face of overwhelming evidence, that she was innocent." (Well, since I didn't commit the crime, I'd imagine that would be the case.)

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. "Lois loves to vamp it." (Why, yes. Yes, I do!)
"Lois Loves Clark." (I would image that that would be a given! ;))
Tags: not another meme
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