I'm not going to go all goofy and mushy here and tell you how 'much I wuvvvv yooou'. I will, however, tell you that you are a brilliant, gorgeous, talented human being who underestimates herself far too often. And you are loved so very much, even if we don't get to talk. You are on my mind every day, I think and worry about you often, and I don't forget you for a second. I do love you, Ab. And I believe in you even more, which is saying a lot. Trust me.
Have a wonderful birthday, you Portman clone, and that's an order. Don't make me kick your butt! :P