Well, since it's being persnickety, I'm just going to have to wait until tomorrow to post the Christmas music I was planning to upload tonight.
*kicks it again*
Listen, you, you had better be glad that I can't afford that sexy little laptop I was looking at. I could easily manage things on that little cutie, which would quickly and happily do I have to beg you to do. You're starting to look like a balding, over-weight middle-aged version of Walter Matthau here, you eMachine nightmare! Better hope I don't trade you up for the Angelina Jolie of computers. :P Got me?