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21 October 2008 @ 12:34 am
Urban Dictionary Meme Gacked From alamo_girl80  
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST, MOST AMUSING, OR STRANGE definition it gives you.

1. My name: Lois

2. lois

a super sexy beast who supersexybeastness is too much for any guy to handle.

in other words, they don't know what to do around her so they become unintelligible with their words.

OMG, look at her, she's totally a Lois, YO!

3. Lois
Hebrew: Destroyer of Fun

(XD I don't know which I like better, though you would think that #2 would cancel out #3!)

2. My age: 29

1. 29

The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).

When I turn 29, I'll be the age I'm going to be for the rest of my life.

A child asks his grandma, "How old are you?"
Her reply, "29."

(Can I get an Amen?!)

3. 29

29 centimeters. The traditional length of a balisong (butterfly knife). Approxiamatly 11.4 inches, of which the blade makes up for about 5 inches and the handle the rest.

I have numerous cuts on my hands from playing with my 29.

(Really? Never knew that.)

3. One of your friends: Laurel

1. laurel
A girl that is the total package. She has a beautiful face and a great body.

"Jessica Alba is a laurel!"

"Dayum look at that laurel!"

(*grins* You hear that, lady?!)

4. What should you be doing right now?: Writing

1. writing

a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.

What do i want to do with my life?

I want to be writing.

(Have truer words ever been said?)

5. Your favorite color: Red

3. Red

1) One of the three primary colours of paint. When mixed with yellow, it would make orange. When mixed with blue, it would make purple. It is opposite green on the colour wheel.

2) One of the three primary colours of light. When mixed with green, it makes yellow. When mixed with blue, it makes magenta. It is opposite cyan on the colour wheel.
That is a nice shade of red.

(Looking at the other definitions, I think I'll stick with this one, thanks. *rolls eyes*)

6. Your birthplace: Florida

1. Florida

The godforsaken Sunshine State renowned for weather and beaches. Florida is noteworthy for having no discernible season changes. Well-known for its subpar education system, Florida is home to Florida State University, a party school known for its football team and its acceptance of anyone who has a pulse and can spell his or her own name correctly. The population here is an amalgam of inhabitants from elsewhere; if you wish to find a retired New Yorker, go to any one of Boca Raton's 5,000 retirement communities; if you want to find a Latino/Hispanic/person whose first language is Spanish, turn around. Florida is a geographic anomaly in that the farther north you travel, the more Southern it seems (and sounds like), and the farther south you go, the more it seems like Cuba (as evidenced by the Little Havana area of Miami). Still, Florida, as a whole, is without an easily recognizable dialect. All place names here are either of Spanish (Punta Gorda, Boca Ciega) or Native American (Tallahassee, Econolockhatchee River) origin, or contain the word "orange" in them. Florida decor has inexplicably come to mean "a seafoam green and pink couch with a watercolor pelican painting." Floridians are not known for good taste; also missing are driving skills, especially in the frequent rain, and voting know-how.

"Florida's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here."

"Bah! Go back to New York, you snowbird."

(*crosses arms and looks superior* See, I told you all so! Florida really is the armpit of the US!)

7. Last person you talked to: Anissa

1. anissa
sexual, gorgeous, amazing, smart, hott, ridiculously perfect booty

"She's so Anissa dude! I can't believe how wonderful she is!"

(I swear to God, I didn't edit this at all. Go look it up!)

8. Last thing you had to drink: Mountain Dew

3. Mountain Dew

A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!
"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

(*chants "We're Not Worthy!" while salaaming to the great deity that is the Dew*)

9. Your nickname: Lo or LoLo (not even going to look up Lolita or Lola)

5. Lo

Slang for the word "Love"

"I lo it"
"Hey Lo'er (lover)"
"I lo you"

(I can get with that. :D

3. lolo

Hawaiian for crazy.

Dat Kimo he lolo, man, tryin' shred dem thirty-footers when he been smokin' de Ice.

(Okay, I can see that, too. Just not the Ice. ;))
On the Verge of: sillysilly
Obsessed fangirl: Heroes - LOL!!!babettew54 on October 21st, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC)
These are great, especially nos. 1, 3, 6 amd 7!!! *snicker* Cracking me up!! I'm doing this one!!:D:D
Lois: Clois :: Clark Lois Paperkalalanekent on October 21st, 2008 06:34 pm (UTC)
The hilarious part is that these were the answers that I felt comfortable posting. The others were even more wacked, if you can believe it! XD
✰ ❝elliαniα❞ ĸatrine: twilight; admit we're badasselliania on October 21st, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC)

Oh, the animations!!!!!!!! <33333
Lois: Heirs :: Jason :: Embarrassmentkalalanekent on October 23rd, 2008 05:55 am (UTC)
I knew that you'd been really busy the last little while, so Lere surprised me by making them when I asked. *blush*

But don't think I'm not going to be wheedling you again shortly. Especially about those fics I don't have banners for, O Graphics Goddess Extraordinaire! ;)
januaried: SMALLVILLE > concept > dork > Loisjanuaried on October 22nd, 2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
BAHAHAHA!! Yes, I saw that! *snorflegiggles*
Lois: Lois :: Official Office Hot Chickkalalanekent on October 23rd, 2008 05:57 am (UTC)
Ya damn smokin' hottie, you!