Very Sincerely No Love,
Dear Sony Vegas,
Thank you for being unable to load on my computer after all this time and much pining on my part. You have no idea what this means to me. Then again, seeing as how all of my Reeveverse movie clips somehow managed to disappear, it's no problem at all to deal with.
My No Love Knows No Bounds,
Stop being such a bitch and find something to cheer you up that doesn't included any of the above. No one loves a surly bitch unless she's Lois Lane. But, then again, she can afford a DVD ripper and a better computer than the piece of crap you're working on that can handle Vegas. And wouldn't be caught dead making a fan film. Get a grip.
And while I'm on the topic, get it together and get some writing done, you lazy wanna-be author-type!
Stop Being A Weasel Ass,