Dear Sinuses,
While I realize that the pollen count is really high, I really can't take a day off work because the medication isn't strong enough to help ATM and I'm starting to get sick off the sheer amount of drainage. Seriously, I have a job to do today and I really don't feel like shorting my paycheck because you won't ease up. Really, back off.
No love,
Me
No love,
Me