The F-List has respectfully decided to deny your existence in the hopes that our entire year doesn't completely suck. If you would like to see proof of our resolve, I would point you toward entries made by saavikam77, sean_montgomery, bistyboo1974, and myself. Please consider the entirety of aforementioned F-List to be included in said denial.
Yours Very Truly,
The Author (not to be confused with her Twin, the Writer)