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17 January 2008 @ 04:28 am
Ponder This, Dear F-List...  

 Until I can get up and directly post some of these, I suggest you take a look at this link. I promise that it will make the rest of your day better. Just don't be drinking a beverage or be near your boss while reading. You might hurt yourself. :D

ETA: Finally uploading some now. Thanks to

scans_daily       for making this moment of hilarity possible.



And I have to steal the quote from joasakura for this one: 

No, no.. because on Earth-Goddamn, Bats would be "Are you dense? Are you retarded? Did you not hear me say shut up and sit your ass in that chair? What? Do you babies need more chairs? SIT ON EACHOTHERS LAPS! I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!!" Earth-Superdictionary Bats would then say "An ass is a donkey. Donkeys have rear-ends, and a rear-end is an ass. An ass can sit on his ass, but not in a chair. That's terrible." and then rocks fall, everyone dies. 




Like we haven't seen her want to do this in LS, huh? *dies*

PhotobucketAwwww, did Wally just tell her she has no shot in hell at Clark? *evil grin* 


*crickets in the background* Ummm...yeah. That looks like a realistic setup and pose, Dinah. *leaves quickly* 

And you wonder where we got the 'everyone wants Lois' idea, huh? Srsly, that's just creepy.
 I mean, the JLA is watching you sleep? Grinning? Ick.

On the Verge of: mischievousMischievous
januaried: scans_daily luthor stole 40 cakesjanuaried on January 17th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
You're welcome for the rec. I just KNEW you guys would love that. *evil cackling* XD XD XD

This one is definitely my favorite, because of Lois's "OMGWTFBBQ!! Stop pimping me, Jimmy!" look and Clark's...um...eagerness...to get to her (seriously, if I didn't know he kept the Superman uniform under his clothes...) XD *sporfle*

You might want to tell the flist to also make sure to read the comments because that's where the lovely snaggable icons are. ;D

Edited at 2008-01-17 07:13 pm (UTC)
Lois: Lois Bitch Pleasekalalanekent on January 17th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
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OMG, that one is so FTW! And the caption that jjgalahad used? *dies*

Lois: " . . . Olsen, Olsen, Olsen. You fucking tool. Where to start?

One - You're facing the wrong way. I'm in the hallway. Jackass.

Two - This is my fucking office! You're trying to use my office as a bordello for tranny Asian hookers?!? And who the hell would want to put their name on the door to announce their visit?
Would you look at that - my name's already on the door. Because it's my office. You fucking asshat.

And lastly, before I kick your redheaded ass all the way to Gotham, who the hell only charges pennies to fuck hookers? And what kind of sad, sick pervert would even think to fuck somebody who only charged a-

. . . Clark?!?

You know what? Fuck this place and fuck all of you. I quit."

I was literally crying and gasping for air reading that!
januaried: scans_daily lois is a reporterjanuaried on January 17th, 2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
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I KNOW, RIGHT?!? Lois = Queen of AWESOME, hilarious sarcasm. FTW.

Okay dude, you HAFTA add this one, second one down. Just don't, you know, have a heart attack from laughing too hard.

(I would be, by the way, if I hadn't already looked at these over and over and over again...XD)
Lois: Superman Lois LOLkalalanekent on January 17th, 2008 08:08 pm (UTC)
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Done! Are you going to be around today? I'm slowly compiling a Lana folder, but you're right about high-quality photos. *wince*
januaried: SR richard enchanted silly grinjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
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On and off - I'm sick, still trying to catch up to comments, and trying to get some icons done (spoiler: I MIGHT - emphasis on the MIGHT - make a surprise post tonight!). Thank you so much for doing the photo search, Miss Awesome! *smooches*
Lois: Lois Clark Lovekalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 02:14 am (UTC)
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Oh, sweetie! Not you, too! *snuggles and gets you some chicken noodle soup*

OMG, Clark has nothing on him. *looks at icon and shakes her head, giggling* Oh Richard, King O'Dorks, how we love thee! And it's slow going on his sweetheart. I have several SIII pics that could be tweaked, but I think I may need to go caps-begging. Maybe get some from Cat People and Stephen King's It. I never thought I'd be annoyed that there weren't more MV Lana fans. *snorts*

And yay! *happy dance* But only if you feel up to it. Oh, and BTW? Your OTP has a theme song now. Firefly by Breaking Benjamin. The title is also a nickname. ;)
januaried: SV lois dorkjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC)
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Awww, thanks! :D

I seriously love how every single one of our favorite characters - except maybe LS Lana - is a humongous dork. ...Okay, that's it. *puts HUGE DORK icons on the list*

Caps, that's a good idea! I have access to dj_capslock and cap_it, both of which have huge lists of movies, so I'll head over to IMDB and see what I can find.

My OTP? Geez, have one little random bunny and everyone starts blaming you for it! ;D Oh well. Firefly, huh? Yeah, pretty appropriate - they come out at night...dammit, the art bunnies are now, um, going at it like bunnies, and multiplying exponentially inside my head. Thanks a lot. ;D
Lois: Kal-El Where The Trouble Startedkalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 02:41 am (UTC)
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It's funny, really. If anything Lana is slowly becoming the Grown-Up of the former love-square. Oh well, someone has to be serious. *snicker* And sorry! *LOL* I didn't mean to!

I still can't get over how many pics have been taken of Annette since 2000, though. Wow. Almost nothing for her, then BOOM after Smallville. *shakes head*

Well, it's yours because you were the first one to think of it, that's all. With those two I could see it, but only for a short time. And I was thinking about the EPBOD when I was listening to my MP3 last night and it just came to me. I think it suits them well. ;)

And Anissa and I are planning notes this evening as well. :D

januaried: SV lana deadjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)
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Darn, I need a Lana icon now - one that isn't SV!Lana slowly bleeding to death. :D I can just see her, though, rolling her eyes at the antics of Lois, Clark, and Richard making lots of silly together.

Hey, it makes me totally happy to lay claim to inspirational credit for you people. DOn't mind my complaining, I'm just being silly. :)

Okay, time to try getting on YIM and hope it doesn't break Percy again. See you there, maybe?
Lois: Clark Lois Caughtkalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 03:08 am (UTC)
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What's your username there? Is it Aurien? I don't know why I don't have you on my YIM. I'm finishing my part of the Thursday Night Edit, but I'm sure I can chat a bit.
januariedjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 03:10 am (UTC)
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It's fnorizny. Don't let me distract you though!
Lois: Kal-El Grinkalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 03:18 am (UTC)
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It's fine. I'm most of the way through, anyway. :D
januariedjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
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So where are ya? ;)
Lois: Lois Hellcatkalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 03:27 am (UTC)
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The stupid YIM won't let me sign in! *kicks it*
januariedjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
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Stupid YIM! Well, we can just keep spamming your journal; whatever works ;)
Lois: Richard Lana's Modelkalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
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We can spam. I don't mind.

I'm up to them leaving the tree lot. Remind me that I need to get a Richard and Lois smirking icon at some point. Even if its one on each side looking smart-assedly over at the other. OMG, the snarking. Too bad the X-Men caps all have that stupid visor in them. It would be perfect.

Edited at 2008-01-18 03:40 am (UTC)
januaried: SR richard enchanted silly grinjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 03:49 am (UTC)
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Hmmm...I might possibly be able to get rid of the visor...send me some smirking X-Men caps, and I'll take a look.
Lois: Richard Lana's Modelkalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC)
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Let me go get some. I know there has to be at least a dozen of them. Scott's just that type and Jimmy got the character SO well.
januaried: SR richard portraitjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
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Have you read that fic on FFN where Scott lives in Richard's head? It's just...omg. No words. I'm not an X-Men fan, but that crossover made me like them.
Lois: Richard Boytoykalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 04:00 am (UTC)
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I've heard of it, but never really felt the draw.

Although the Cyclops connection will come up in a fic eventually. I've been planning for that for a while. *evil grin*
januaried: SR richard hell yeahjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
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You should go read it, if only for the moment when Clark's identity is revealed to Richard. And for Superman wandering around in Kryptonian loungewear and everyone looking at him kinda funny. And Scott being a Superman/Lois shipper. :D

For srs?!? How the heck does that work? I didn't think LS was a crossover with anything...
Lois: Richard Lana's Modelkalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
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Oh, no no! Not a crossover. Just another one of those in-jokes. This one involves Richard dressing up like Cyclops one Halloween and Lois looking him up and down with a snort and commenting, "Who are you supposed to be? Captain Asshat?"
januaried: SR richard enchanted silly grinjanuaried on January 18th, 2008 05:38 am (UTC)
Lois: Superman Lois LOLkalalanekent on January 18th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC)
*takes one look and DIES*