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22 July 2011 @ 12:48 am
*In Which I Make Like Katie Ka-BOOM With Links*  
Pardon my French, but:

FUCK YOU , DC COMICS, AND HOW DARE YOU CHARACTER-ASSASSINATE [SPOILERS!] HER AND THEN DEMOTE HER ENTIRE LEVEL OF IMPORTANCE.


I don't give a shit what they're trying to do here or what 'fascinating journey' they have planned. Especially one that starts painting her as THIS. All of this is just a way to push her aside as if she doesn't matter and give Clark the permission to go out and find someone 'worthy of him' since Lois has suddenly grown DC-canon Cat's morale. What the actual fuck?

I just keep thinking I can't get any madder and then SURPRISE! I discover I can. The whole entire preview just made me want to throw up. Where is my Lois and what the hell have you left in her place? The dialogue alone was enough to make me want to break my screen. 

Just kill it with fire. KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE.

And just because the Fandom!Wondy gif that sadieblodgett@Tumblr posted was perfect, I'm sharing.



That said, screw them. Let's show them we don't need their half-baked bullshit to get our Clois love. SOOO much love to repmetsyrrah  for her exquisite timing. I'm already planning a couple of fics to add and a couple of ideas for more than that. Come on, Clois fans! Let's show them that we can keep this ship afloat on our own.

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Reboot? What reboot?
 
 
On the Verge of: irateirate
 
 
 
Tamannaswingandswirl on July 22nd, 2011 06:01 am (UTC)
What. The. Hell.

Every single thing I see about this reboot makes me madder. I'm not a huge fan of Clois, but I like and respect Lois for the kick-ass, ball-busting, in-your-face Mad Dog Lane she is. Not this... milksop DC seems to have put in her place.

Grar. First that /nonsense/ with Babs, and now this. I'm starting to think DC /wants/ to go out of business.

What reboot, indeed. I think I'm going to find some old eps of Lois and Clark, or maybe even the movies, and forget this abomination even exists.
ravenstarwindravenstarwind on July 22nd, 2011 06:36 am (UTC)
Makes me glad I don't read comics, and that my husband doesn't read DC.
thekiller00thekiller00 on July 22nd, 2011 08:00 am (UTC)
DAMN DC ! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER !!! There is no way in hell that I am going to read the reboot after seeing that preview !

The only Lois Lane that I have come to know and love is the take no prisoners. kick ass, tell you to go to hell and then she would be happy that she did !

Having this in the first issue makes her look like some cheap slut. One that doesn't care that her FRIEND is standing there and her supposed boyfriend comes out half dressed and says that. Plus, the Lois I know would never pretty much tell a friend to go away like that so she can go back to bed, which again makes her seem like a cheap slut.

Besides, how in the hell does DC expect to get new and younger viewers with a Superman reboot, that has the biggest female character in its history doing major hinting that she answered the door while, during or almost having sex. I damn sure wouldn't want to try and get my young relatives interested in this version of Superman.

DC, you can go fuck yourselves ! I'll stick with the original kick ass Lois Lane that is MARRIED to Clark Kent/ Superman and has been for more than twenty years !

Sorry about that. I needed to vent about this whole thing, even though I am still PISSED about it. When I saw the preview, it was one time I wished Clark didn't have his powers so he could punch the hell out of the new *cough* asshole *cough* hard enough to knock him out, then grab Lois and kiss her !
Obsessed fangirl: SV - Lois 'rolls eyes'babettew54 on July 22nd, 2011 12:48 pm (UTC)
Oh, for the love of God!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!

Let Clark be a bachelor ... that I can live with up to a point. But come on, DC, what are you doing to Lois? I mean, what is going on?

Idiot writers taking over and destroying everything that has been built up for 70+ years .... just smack the loyal Clois fans in the face with this nauseating plot. Makes me sick to my stomach to read it. *argh*

*****

Pimping the 'fest' like crazy... I too have a story in mind! Can't wait to write it!! *smiles*

Edited at 2011-07-22 12:49 pm (UTC)
saavikam77: Lois Aha!saavikam77 on July 22nd, 2011 12:53 pm (UTC)
I'll just be over here, vomiting. >_<

GODDAMMIT, DC, YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS!!
athenesolon: Prince Adamathenesolon on July 22nd, 2011 07:48 pm (UTC)
I think they're just doing this to smear it in our faces that they're not together and won't be for some time.

*growls*
AlphieLJ: Cloisalphielj on July 25th, 2011 12:28 am (UTC)
I don't think I've vomited in my mouth so much since Clark kissed Lana on Smallville.

Seriously.

Where is the barf bucket?

Who had it last?